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What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.