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What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.