What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

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How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.