What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

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What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

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How many times did you get tackled?

M:bleeding Twice

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw