What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

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What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry