Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How old are your kids?

Kids

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad