Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.