Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.