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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif