Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you call Korean soul food?

Okra Gangnam Style

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.