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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.