Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What do you call two Korean lovers?

Seoulmates

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.