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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

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He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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For smoking in bed.

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Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

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It doesn't have windows.

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Boys clothes half off.

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Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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Because it liked the tick talk.

Time Fly Jokes More Time Fly Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!