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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

Time Fly Jokes More Time Fly Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.