Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

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He wanted to be on time.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!