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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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No home oh

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You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!