Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

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Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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Because he wanted them to work over-time

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!