Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

Time Fly Jokes More Time Fly Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.