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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do space aliens put on their windows?

Venutian blinds.

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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.