Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."