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Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.