Because 7 ate 9
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
Being 5 foot 6
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
Hodor?
Because 7 8 9 A
Because in charge Yoda was.
Because 7 8 9!
Because 789
The Boston Marathon finish line.
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
A 6 pack and a potato.
It was being irrational.
6 Below
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.
Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
A 6-pack and a potato.
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
Mercedes Benz...
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
When it has metaphor.
Hexagon.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
6
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Because 9, 8, 7....
3 blind mice.
Because 7 ate 9 out
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
He puts down the three and carries the one.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
A morese-quito!
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
Cuba
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
The bathtub.
A sun bath.
L0l
Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.
25 years in prison
The Millenial Falcon.
When the chips are down!
Hamburger, it's in the ground state.
13 seconds of eye contact.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
So he'd use natural logs!
The specific ocean.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
