Because 7 ate 9
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
Being 5 foot 6
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
Hodor?
Because 7 8 9 A
Because in charge Yoda was.
Because 6 8 9
Because 7 8 out 9.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Because 7 8 9!
Because 789
The Boston Marathon finish line.
About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
My iPhone 6.
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...
A 6 pack and a potato.
It was being irrational.
6 Below
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."
Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
A 6-pack and a potato.
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
Baby! Let's do a 69.
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
Mercedes Benz...
They both give you tightness in the pants.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
When it has metaphor.
Hexagon.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
6
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Because 9, 8, 7....
3 blind mice.
Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.
Because 7 ate 9 out
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
He puts down the three and carries the one.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
100$ bill.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
A morese-quito!
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Because size matters.
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Cuba
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Because 7 8 9.
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
A landmine.
Attire.
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
Hamburger, it's in the ground state.
The Elfabet!
Dah okey pokey mon.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
He was having a mid life crisis.
