Because 7 ate 9
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Because 7 is a registered six offender.
Being 5 foot 6
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
Hodor?
A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac
Because 7 8 9 A
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
Because in charge Yoda was.
Because 6 8 9
Because 7 8 out 9.
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Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Because 7 8 9!
Because 789
The Boston marathon finish line.
About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
My iPhone 6.
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
Her Miscarriage.
Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...
A 6 pack and a potato.
It was being irrational.
6 Below
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."
Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
A 6-pack and a potato.
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
Baby! Let's do a 69.
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives
You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.
Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
Mercedes Benz...
They both give you tightness in the pants.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
When it has metaphor.
Hexagon.
A pimp
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
6
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Because 9, 8, 7....
3 blind mice.
Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.
Because 7 ate 9 out
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
He puts down the three and carries the one.
A dead baby in 6 trash cans.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
100$ bill.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
NSFW 18 holes
A morese-quito!
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Because size matters.
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Cuba
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Parole.
A Zero.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
Because they're lazy, and they hate U.
A coconut
He knows where the naughty girls live.
Santa stops after three ho's.
He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.
You haven't left your couch since 2011.
He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
An algorithm.
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.
Def Leppard
I feel positively charged!
