Because 7 ate 9
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
Being 5 foot 6
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
Hodor?
Because 7 8 9 A
Because in charge Yoda was.
Because 7 8 9!
Because 789
The Boston Marathon finish line.
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
A 6 pack and a potato.
It was being irrational.
6 Below
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.
Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
A 6-pack and a potato.
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
Mercedes Benz...
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
When it has metaphor.
Hexagon.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
6
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Because 9, 8, 7....
3 blind mice.
Because 7 ate 9 out
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
He puts down the three and carries the one.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
A morese-quito!
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
Cuba
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.
Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
He felt dinosore.
He felt his presents.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
To get a clean getaway
In the bat-room (bathroom).
Because he only came once a year
Because he had low ELFesteem
The Millenial Falcon.
25 years in prison
