Because 7 ate 9
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
Being 5 foot 6
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
Hodor?
Because 7 8 9 A
Because in charge Yoda was.
Because 6 8 9
Because 7 8 out 9.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Because 7 8 9!
Because 789
The Boston Marathon finish line.
About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
My iPhone 6.
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...
A 6 pack and a potato.
It was being irrational.
6 Below
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."
Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
A 6-pack and a potato.
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
Baby! Let's do a 69.
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
Mercedes Benz...
They both give you tightness in the pants.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
When it has metaphor.
Hexagon.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
6
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Because 9, 8, 7....
3 blind mice.
Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.
Because 7 ate 9 out
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
He puts down the three and carries the one.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
100$ bill.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
A morese-quito!
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Because size matters.
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Cuba
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
2nd April. Ha!! April fool!
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
I'm serious... help.
A herring aid!
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
He dates his other sister.
A crowbar.
Bye, son.
Coincerned
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Advanced methematics.
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
