I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
They both give you tightness in the pants.
Being 5 foot 6
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
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It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
