What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.