What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*