What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.