Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering

Dec25 Jokes More Dec25 Jokes

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

Trigger Nometry Jokes More Trigger Nometry Jokes

What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic?

Trigger-nometry.

What was the Feminist's least favorite subject?

Trigger-nometry.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Goat Dna Jokes More Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.