An Aflacco
Eliphino
A gobblin.
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
The Final Solution
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Elephino...
Trigger-Nometry
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
How would Rhino?
The hell out of there.
Well hell-if-i-know!
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Opinions!
Who cares? It's a relephant.
They call their tailor Herr Dresser
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
Concentration camps.
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
Parfour Sorry
I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
It's must-up..
Greh.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
The chemist may frown.
Tom Cruise
Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway
OH NO!
A visit from the cops.
A bull shiht
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
RoboClop....so sorry
Albums released through California penal records.
Tequila Mockingbird!
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
Relaxatives.
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
Frostbite
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes
A year in prison if there's any justice.
PP up
A religious movement.
Bernie Sanders
A trip without kids.
Getting ready for work
A lickalottapus.
Cheech Marinade!
Watt-er
A rhetorical answer
I don't know, that's why I was asking you.
May be offensive) Mike Tyson
A crazy mixed-up squid.
Time
A collieflower
Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
Mello Yellow
A dilldoe
.........
Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me
Squeaky clean clothes.
Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A car-brrrrr-etor
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
Tear gas.
Ell if I know
A dead golfer...
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
Pandemonium breaks out.
Elrond Hubbard!
A punchline
A hy-bread
Tequila Mockingbird
Hell if I know.
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
A stocker.
Watch the second half.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
Because he's a bad wrapper
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
Disburse!
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
Got milk
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.