What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea?

A dead golfer...

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What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.