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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode