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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)