What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.