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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)