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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie