What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.