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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!