What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round