What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.