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Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!

Proctologist Jokes More Proctologist Jokes

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Half Measure Jokes More Half Measure Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.