Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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Proctologist Jokes More Proctologist Jokes

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

75 Jokes More 75 Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.