Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Who makes the best photo bombers?

Muslims

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

Egyptians Jokes More Egyptians Jokes

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.