Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Admire Jokes More Admire Jokes

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.