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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.