What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Favor Jokes More Favor Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor.