What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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Because there's nothing wong with it.

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Ginger-bred

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor.