What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.