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Favor Jokes

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor.

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Baked Yazidi Jokes More Baked Yazidi Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life