Favor Jokes

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Small Government Jokes More Small Government Jokes

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Baked Yazidi Jokes More Baked Yazidi Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.