Favor Jokes

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Small Government Jokes More Small Government Jokes

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!