I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
May the Ides be ever in your favor.
Because she will squeal on you.
Dates!
Squid pro quo!
A squid pro quo.
Are you vegan?
Of chorus.
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
They'll tell you.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Lawsuits.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
Veni, Vidi... Veni.
He yelled, "A u, fish!"
They don't like getting close to the net!
Man with a uterus somewhere
Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much
