What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.