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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Whats 1+0?

Babies

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being