Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.