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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.