Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Thats nuts

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.