Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jammin

Tumble Jokes More Tumble Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!