Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!