Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Who's there! Adolf! Adolf who?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Tumble Jokes More Tumble Jokes