Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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I want to know her secret

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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A river.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!