ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
They went on strike!
All the conservatives are out working.
Because he drank it before it was cool.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Astronaut-----
Donuts
They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
Crumbs!
