Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.