Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Previous Random Joke Next

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Gymnast Jokes More Gymnast Jokes

What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

Because their schedules are so flexible.

Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.