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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

Because their schedules are so flexible.

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.