Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

Because their schedules are so flexible.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.