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What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!