What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!