What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Owlgebra.

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!