What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!