What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!