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What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!