Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.