Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!