Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

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Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.