Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

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Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.