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Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that