Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Where do esport players go if they get arrested?

Guantanamo ebay

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.