What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!