What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -