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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number