What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!