What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.