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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!