What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Why doesnt Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he is married.