What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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Why doesnt Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he is married.

What are his favorite underwear made out of?

Ray on Paulie's Ester