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What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Distrust Jokes More Distrust Jokes

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.