What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.