What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.