What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Distrust Jokes More Distrust Jokes

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.