What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.