There's no jack
Because someone's always on the deck!
They just arrrr.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
A Curtis-y flush
Jack of all Spades
Jack Danimals!