What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off