What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!