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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

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What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack