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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack