What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's.

What do you call Russian trees?

Dimitrees

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes