What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!