What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!