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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What did the computer say?

Too weak.

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What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.