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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

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How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.