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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.