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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday