Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.