Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

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What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays