Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.