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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay