Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!