What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.