What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.