What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.