What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.