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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.