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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.