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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver?

Because she's dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

Akjnveoajknoea

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!