Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.