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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.