What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.