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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.