Tuna Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

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She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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Wire haired terriers!!

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.