What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.