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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Who's there! Ankara! Ankara who?

Ankara went off the cliff!

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently