The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
She was wearing mittens
Cliff! Cliff who Cliff hanger!
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.
When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
