What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber