What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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