Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Avogadro Jokes More Avogadro Jokes

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros