Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Because it's harder to pick up.
They're always picking on him.
It got stuck in 9/11
Because 7 8 9!
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
You-Rang-a-Tang
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
He was Cross-Fit.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
They have trouble forming solutions.
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He was a mole
