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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

What number is most common in earth sciences?

E

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

Avogadro Jokes More Avogadro Jokes

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e