Why did Avogadro have trouble picking u...

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Avogadro Jokes More Avogadro Jokes

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?