Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Avogadro Jokes More Avogadro Jokes

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!