Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Avogadro Jokes More Avogadro Jokes

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!