How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.