How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups