Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)