Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.