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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).