Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.