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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do