What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.