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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in