What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black