What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies