What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in