What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!