What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.