Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!