Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.