Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.