Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.