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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

Because he was in the coo klux klan

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.