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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.