Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.