Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

She took the 33 bus twice instead.

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three