Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.