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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change??

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

Removed

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo