Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.