Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.