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Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Gold Fish Jokes More Gold Fish Jokes

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.