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Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Gold Fish Jokes More Gold Fish Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes