Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

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What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.