Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

Gold Fish Jokes More Gold Fish Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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