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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'