Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.