Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.