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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.