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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.