Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.