Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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Linoleum Blownapart

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What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.