Because chickens didn't exist yet.
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The tyranno-sorest rex
Tyrannosaurus Ex
A Prontosaur.
Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
A Thesaurus.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
A Quranosaurus.
Ereptile dysfunction
Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Episcopaleontologists
A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.
A philosorapper
The one that keeps getting bigger
A flossiraptor
Bulbasaurs
RAWR!
An Iran-asaurus!
Because he was a child molester.
A Myfeetasaur
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
The Thesaurus
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
Tea-Rex
They ate all the dinosaurs
A Lickalottapus
There were no roads!
No one! They're extinct!
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.
Tomato-saurus
A velocirapture
Thesaurus.
Because they can lie about their age!
A StayGosaurus
I'msosaurus
Ex-stinky
The bronthesaurus.
Vlasic Park
Tea Rex
What a lavaly day!
A stinkasaurus!
A tyrant-osaurus rex!
Because they're dead.
Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!
To carry his library card.
Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Doyouthinkhesaurus
Because they're all dead.
To get in his nest.
There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
Dino-mite.
A carniv-whore.
Shut up.
A tri-syrup-tops.
T-REKT.
It's tail!
Stegosaur-rust!
Falafel Raptors. (sorry)
The thesaurus.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
A Bronte-saurus.
Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*
A pterrorist
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Down in the mouth!
RAWWWWWWWW!!!!
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Rep Tiles
A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
His tricycle will be parked outside.
A Cankersaurus!
Kick it up the arse
Because they were veloco*raptured*.
Bronco-saurus!
They can't hide behind billboards.
A paleontologist.
The where petrified.
A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!
A thesaurus.
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...
We don't need an asteroid...
Bronto-snore-us!
They outgrew their leotards.
A stega-snore-us.
Their sausages are the wurst.
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
Because they have high double standards.
This status.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Dual air bags.
The Defenestration of Smaug.
They love to swim in gold coins.
Because they are always spotted!
Hide-and-Sikh
A shooting star
Meet me - oh, right..
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.
You're going to have to be a little patient.
He was running out of patients.
