Because chickens didn't exist yet.
The tyranno-sorest rex
Tyrannosaurus Ex
A Prontosaur.
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
A Thesaurus.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Ereptile dysfunction
Episcopaleontologists
A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.
A philosorapper
The one that keeps getting bigger
A flossiraptor
Bulbasaurs
RAWR!
A Myfeetasaur
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
The Thesaurus
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
Tea-Rex
There were no roads!
No one! They're extinct!
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.
Tomato-saurus
A velocirapture
Thesaurus.
A StayGosaurus
I'msosaurus
Ex-stinky
The bronthesaurus.
Vlasic Park
Tea Rex
What a lavaly day!
A stinkasaurus!
A tyrant-osaurus rex!
Because they're dead.
Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!
To carry his library card.
Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Doyouthinkhesaurus
Because they're all dead.
To get in his nest.
There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
Dino-mite.
A tri-syrup-tops.
T-REKT.
It's tail!
Stegosaur-rust!
Falafel Raptors. (sorry)
The thesaurus.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
A Bronte-saurus.
Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*
A pterrorist
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Down in the mouth!
RAWWWWWWWW!!!!
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Rep Tiles
A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.
His tricycle will be parked outside.
Because they were veloco*raptured*.
Bronco-saurus!
They can't hide behind billboards.
A paleontologist.
The where petrified.
A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!
A thesaurus.
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...
We don't need an asteroid...
Bronto-snore-us!
They outgrew their leotards.
A stega-snore-us.
Nothing, they both have 1 3
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.
Hi sugar
It's smoking a cigarette.
A sweet buzz!
Anything to ease the pain.
He was running out of patients.
A racing club
Islam Dunk
Islam.
You should Bill Gates.
He needed a place to crash.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
A parsnip.