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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Dino Mite Jokes More Dino Mite Jokes

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur?

Dino-mite.