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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

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Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.