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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur?

Dino-mite.

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Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.