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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

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What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

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What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur?

Dino-mite.

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead