Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!