Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What's Canada's favorite board game?

Sorry

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)