Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.