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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!