Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor