He thought it was his civic doodie!
Mentally in-stable.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Don't pay the water bill.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
Meh. They just aren't in' uit.
To cross the border into Canada.
