What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!