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What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections