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What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

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Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!