What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections