Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves