Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out