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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.