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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out