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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave