Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.