Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.