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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.