Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.